It's So Long Since I've Had Sex

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

I Have To Tell You That It's Not Going To Be Easy. Take Every Chance And Every Opportunity That You Can. Don't Say 'i Can't' Or 'i Shouldn't' Or 'i'm Too Tired.'