It's So Long Since I've Had Sex

"i Wouldn't Go Over Here To Lisa Rinna And I Would Say 'are Those Breasts Real, Are You Wearing Underwear?'"

The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me On Stage Is Someone Ran Forward To Tell Me They Loved Me And Projectile Vomited All Over The Stage. It Was Horrible.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.