You’re Going To Get What I Think

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

I Hate Thin People; 'oh, Does The Tampon Make Me Look Fat?'

I Wish I Could Tell You It Gets Better. It Doesn't Get Better. You Get Better.

I Started My Career In A Town So Small The Local Clinic Was Called Fred's Hospital And Grill.

Welcome To My World! I've Been Through It All, And I Often Pinch Myself To Believe My Luck. I Design Jewlery, Create Cosmetics, Perform Comedy, Act, Lecture, Write Books, Travel, Have A Fabulous Daughter, And A Phenomenal Grandson-and I Feel I'm The Luckiest Woman On The Planet.