You’re Going To Get What I Think

My Perfect Last Meal Would Be: Shrimp Cocktail, Lasagna, Steak, Creamed Spinach, Salad With Bleu Cheese Dressing, Onion Rings, Garlic Bread, And A Dessert Of Strawberry Shortcake.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

What We Do Is A Calling...we Make People Happy.