I Got A Waterbed, But My Husband

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

The People Voting For The Oscars Are So Old. I Haven't Seen One Academy Award Voter With A Tampon In Her Purse.

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.

Why Should I Cook For My Husband? So He Can Tell A Hooker I Make A Delicious Cake?