I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A

I Have No Sex Appeal. If My Husband Didn't Toss And Turn, We'd Never Have Had Any Kids.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.

Having A Baby Is Definitely A Labor Of Love.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.