I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

If You Hate Something, You Hate It, And If You Like Something Or Somebody, You Like It, But Tell The Truth. And Most Celebrities Have That Thin Veneer That They Will Not Break For You.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age To Hit A Moving Target.