Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age

Dogs Are Easier To Love Than People; They're Certainly More Dependable. Once They Love You, That's It. A True Friend In Life Is A Dog.

I Was Dating A Transvestite, And My Mother Said, "marry Him, You'll Double Your Wardrobe."

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

Marriage Isn't A Contest To See Who Is Most Often Right. Marriage Requires Being What The Japanese Call 'the Wise Bamboo,' Which Means You Bend So You Don't Break. Treat Your Spouse With The Flexibility And Respect You Would Give To A Top Client. Think How We Treat Clients; We Smile, We Are Polite, We Listen To Their Ideas. Never Forget That Your Spouse Is Your Most Important Client.