Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

I Have Flabby Thighs, But Fortunately My Stomach Covers Them.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny. And When You're Very, Very Happy, You're Not Very Funny. You're Just Happy. I'd Rather Be Damaged And Funny.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.