Keep Moving. It's Hard For Old Age

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

On Her Daughter Melissa: The Only Time She Really Cried Is When I Sat Her Down And Told Her That She Was Not Adopted.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.