Golf Is Not A Game Of Good

I Have Found The Game To Be, In All Factualness, A Universal Language Wherever I Traveled At Home Or Abroad.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.

This Is A Game Of Misses. The Guy Who Misses The Best Is Going To Win.

I Dreamed One Night That I Had 17 Holes-in-one And One Two, And When I Woke Up I Was So Goddam Mad.

All Other Things Being Equal, Greens Break To The West.