One Of My First Office Jobs Was

... Life Is Broken Down Into These Stages: You're Born And You Don't Know How Anything Works; Gradually You Find Out How Everything Works; Technology Evolves And Slowly There Are A Few Things You Can't Work; At The End, You Don't Know How Anything Works.

Men Who Drink Herbal Teas Are Seldom Serial Killers.

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

The Time You Spend Grieving Over A Man Should Never Exceed The Amount Of Time You Actually Spent With Him

A Good Place To Meet A Man Is At The Dry Cleaner. These Men Usually Have Jobs And Bathe.