One Of My First Office Jobs Was

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

Never Take Candy From Strangers.

I'll Never Understand Why People Go To Movie Theaters To Have Conversations. Going To The Movies To Talk Is Like Going To A Restaurant To Cook. The Idea Is That You Have Paid Your Money To Have Someone Do Something Better Than You Can Do It Yourself.

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.

No Man Is Charming All Of The Time. Even Cary Grant Is On Record Saying He Wished He Could Be Cary Grant.