I'm Fine, I Am Just Going To

If You Use Tact You Can Say Anything, Then Make It Funny.

I Do Think I Am Funny, Or I Wouldn't Be Where I Am Today. I Do Think There Is Always Room For Improvement And Learning.

Nice Teeth Is A Turn On For Me. If You Open Your Mouth And It Looks Like A Battle Of Epic Proportions, I Don't Like It.

When Someone's Running Late Through An Airport, I Hope They Miss Their Flight So They Can Meet The Love Of Their Life At The Duty Free Shop.

I Am Going To Name A Group Of My Kids After My Favorite Cartoons, I Am Going To Name Them After Transformers.