If You Lie To A Person At

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

There's Estrogen Running Through My Veins!

I Don't Know If I Could Rebuild An Airplane Engine, But I Know A Little Bit About Rotors And Rivets.

I Don't Laugh Out Loud At Comics A Lot.

There's Always Someone In Every Group Of Friends That Nobody Likes.