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I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.

I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats In 1992, Literally Where I Would Bring A Little Gorilla Amp And A Lapel Mike And Just Start Performing.

I'm Quitting The Business Today. I'm Going To Open Up An Appliance Store, I've Always Really Been Into Toasters. I'm Giving It All Up.

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.