I Got So Much Food Spit Back

Early In My Life I Had Made A Pact With Myself. I Would Never Eat Anything That Moved When I Cooked It, Excited The Dog, Or Inflated Upon Impact With My Teeth.

Not Everyone Is Comfortable With The Kissing Ritual. My Husband Is One Of Them. Her Refuses To Press Lips With Anyone Except His Wife, Mother, And Dog. If Someone Wanted To Give Him Mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation, He Would Refuse Until He Had Been Formally Introduced.

A Grandparent Will Accept Your Calls From Anywhere, Collect.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

When You're An Orthodox Worrier, Some Days Are Worse Than Others.