A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.

If Anyone Knew Where They Were, I'd Send The Isdbb (incredibly Stupid And Dumb Beyond Belief) Award To The Two Guys Who Tried To Break In To The Ohio Penitentiary.

Kids Are Without A Doubt The Most Suspicious Diners In The World. They Will Eat Mud (raw Or Baked) Rocks, Paste, Crayons, Ball-point Pens, Moving Goldfish, Cigarette Butts, And Cat Food. Try To Coax A Little Beef Stew Into Their Mouths And They Look At You Like A Puppy When You Stand Over Him With The Sunday Paper Rolled Up.

I Didn't Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian.

No Self-respecting Mother Would Run Out Of Intimidations On The Eve Of A Major Holiday.