My Timing Is So Precise, A Heckler

Right From The Start My Parents Had Left Me To Fend For Myself. Apparently Unaware That I Was A Kid, They Invariably Treated Me Like An Adult, Perhaps Because They Themselves Were No Spring Chickens.

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.