Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes

Nobody Likes The Ball Low And Away, But That's Where You're Going To Get It From Me. I Been Pitching It There 50 Years, Away From Them. That Way They Can't Hurt You. You Keep The Ball In The Park.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.