Sometimes You Win, Sometimes You Lose, Sometimes

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Work Such As You Will Not Have To Have The Money. Adore Like You've Got By No Means Been Damage. Dance Like Nobody's Seeing.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

I've Said It Once And I'll Say It A A Hundred Times, I'm Forty-four Years Old.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.