Avoid Running At All Times.

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Avoid Fried Meats Which Angry Up The Blood. If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts. Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move. Go Very Light On The Vices, Such As Carrying On In Society. The Social Ramble Ain't Restful. Avoid Running At All Times. Don't Look Back. Something Might Be Gaining On You.

My Pitching Philosophy Is Simple - Keep The Ball Way From The Bat.

Don't Pray When It Rains If You Don't Pray When The Sun Shines.