Avoid Running At All Times.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

Don't Go To College, Unless To Get Knowledge.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.