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Many A Man Spanks His Children For Things His Own Father Should Have Spanked Out Of Him.

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

Persian Pussy From Over The Sea Demure And Lazy And Smug And Fat None Of Your Ribbons And Bells For Me Ours Is The Zest Of The Alley Cat

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.