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An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

Poetry Is What Milton Saw When He Went Blind.

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.

Of Middle Age The Best That Can Be Said Is That A Middle Aged Person Has Likely Learned How To Have A Little Fun In Spite Of His Troubles.

The High Cost Of Living Isnt So Bad If You Dont Have To Pay For It