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He Worked Like Hell In The Country So He Could Live In The City, Where He Worked Like Hell So He Could Live In The Country.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

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The Trouble With The Public Is That There Is Too Much Of It; What We Need In Public Is Less Quantity And More Quality.

Most Of The People Living In New York Have Come Here From The Far To Try To Make Enough Money To Go Back To The Farm