I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.

Our Perceptions Of Truth Are Built Around What Is Practical, Not What Is True. Even The Smartest Human Brain Doesn't Have The Capacity For Discerning True Facts. That's Why So Many Of Us Settle For Scientific Facts. It's The Best We Can Do.

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.