I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head At A Hackey Sack Festival.

There’s Nothing More Humbling Than Seeing Your Best Quotes In A List, And Thinking They Could Have Been Written By A Coma Patient With A Keyboard And Spasms.

If You Want Success, Figure Out The Price, Then Pay It.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.