I Get Mail; Therefore I Am.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Normal People... Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

I'm Slowly Becoming A Convert To The Principle That You Can't Motivate People To Do Things, You Can Only Demotivate Them. The Primary Job Of The Manager Is Not To Empower But To Remove Obstacles.

In Fact, Most People Are Being Squeezed In Their Little Cubicle, And Their Creativity Is Forced Out Elsewhere, Because The Company Can't Use It. The Company Is Organized To Get Rid Of Variants.