He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head

There Is No Idea So Bad That It Cannot Be Made To Look Brilliant With The Proper Application Of Fonts And Color.

The Only Risk Of Failure Is Promotion.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

You Don't Have To Be A 'person Of Influence' To Be Influential. In Fact, The Most Influential People In My Life Are Probably Not Even Aware Of The Things They've Taught Me.

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