He Was Deader Than A Shrunken Head

It Is Better For Your Career To Do Nothing, Than To Do Something And Attract Criticism.

You Might Think The Word "homemade" Is Just A Word We Use As A Marketing Ploy. But What You Don't Realize Is That The Staff Sleeps Here At Night. If Your Tablecloth Is Wrinkled, That's Why.

The Maintenance Man Is Moving The Thermostat In Our Office Today. I Started Talking With Him About The

I Discovered What I Call The Bill Gates Effect. That Is, The More Successful You Are, The Uglier You Get.

To The Engineer, All Matter In The Universe Can Be Placed Into One Of Two Categories: (1) Things That Need To Be Fixed, And (2) Things That Will Need To Be Fixed After You've Had A Few Minutes To Play With Them. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems. Normal People Don't Understand This Concept; They Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.