On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep

Lately, The Only Thing Keeping Me From Being A Serial Killer Is My Distaste For Manual Labor.

Have You Ever Noticed That Things That Don’t Kill You Make You Weaker? And Great Minds Don’t Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions. I Started Getting Suspicious When I Cried Over Spilt Milk And The Cashier Took It Off My Bill.” - Wally

Intelligence Is A Measure Of How Well You Function Within Your Level Of Awareness.

To The Engineer, All Matter In The Universe Can Be Placed Into One Of Two Categories: (1) Things That Need To Be Fixed, And (2) Things That Will Need To Be Fixed After You've Had A Few Minutes To Play With Them. If There Are No Problems Handily Available, They Will Create Their Own Problems. Normal People Don't Understand This Concept; They Believe That If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It. Engineers Believe That If It Ain't Broke, It Doesn't Have Enough Features Yet.

There's A Fine Line Between Marketing And Grand Theft.