Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

I Wish I Lived Next To Carnegie Hall. Then, If Someone Asked Me How To Get To My House, I Would Just Say 'practice, Practice, Practice, And Then Take A Left.'

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.