The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel

Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In The Sense That It Would Come In Handy When Cleaning Off A Countertop Or Something Like That.

To Make Even Fewer Friends Try Talking About Politics As Much As You Talk About Yourself.

I Want To Get The Joke To Work Without Having To Put Any Words Or To Say Anything. I Just Want The Person To Look At It, And Quietly In Their Brain, They Can Just Put It Together And Say, "cool, That One Works".

I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time Is Going To Do That.

The Boomerang Is Australia's Chief Export (and Then Import).