I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.