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... If I Invested In A Mouthwash Stock, Bad Breath Would Suddenly Become Popular.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

Do Not Taste Food While You're Cooking. You May Lose Your Nerve To Serve It.

I Still Take The Pill. I Don't Want Any More Grandchildren.

I Honestly Believe There Is Absolutely Nothing Like Going To Bed With A Good #book; Or A Friend Who's #read One.