I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.