I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To

Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't Get Me Started. I Have Thought About Every Facet Of Religion, And I Can't Buy Any Of It.

The Real Reason Your Pro Tells You To Keep Your Head Down Is So You Can't See Him Laughing At You.

His Finest Hour Lasted A Minute And A Half.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.