I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

They Almost Had To Cancel The Oscars Tonight Because All Of The Designers And Stylists Are Still In Line In San Francisco Trying To Marry One Another.

A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs A Year - And Has Yet To Receive A Mother's Day Card From One Of Them.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.