I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

My Sex Life Is So Bad, My G-spot Has Been Declared A Historical Landmark.

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

I Could Never Be In A Cult. For Starters, They Never Accessorize Properly. David Koresh Had No Fashion Sense, Jim Jones Wore Leisure Suits, And I Don't Care How Charismatic Osama Bin Laden Was, An Ak-47 And An Insulin Drip Do Not Take The Place Of Drop Earrings Or A Well-placed Brooch.