I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.