I Finally Found Out How Priests Get

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

I Have No Sex Appeal And It Has Screwed Me Up For Life; My Gynecologist Examines Me By Telephone.

Never Buy A Fur From A Vegetarian.

Now, I'm Not Against Sex Before Marriage, But Two Minutes Before? When The Organist Played "here Comes The Bride".

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.