The Last Time I Saw A Blonde

It's Been So Long Since I Made Love, I Can't Even Remember Who Gets Tied Up.

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I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

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I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.