I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Think Everyone Roots For The Underdog.

What Calmed Me Down Finally Was When My Girlfriend Got Pregnant.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I'm Not Looking To Lose Anything. I'm Looking To Continue Making Movies.