I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

I Want To Do Dramas. I Want To Do Comedies.

Everyone Gets Hurt, But I've Probably Had The Most Injuries.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.