I Actually Got Stabbed At My Friend's

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

I Am Nothing That Isn't Professional.

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.