I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I Have A Whole Slew Of Doctors. I Can Count Eight In My Phone Right Now - Eight Different Doctors, All For Different Parts Of My Body. I Have Specialists.

I'm So Uncoordinated, I Can't Really Do That Much, So My Specialty Is Standing In One Spot Or Holding On To Something, Like An Exploding Rocket Or A Jetski.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!