I Think I'm A Little Concussed.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

Being A Complete Juvenile Delinquent Helped Me Grow Up A Little.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone, And I Am Happy.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.