I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

If Someone Hits Me I Consider It A Challenge.

I Have A Whole Slew Of Doctors. I Can Count Eight In My Phone Right Now - Eight Different Doctors, All For Different Parts Of My Body. I Have Specialists.

I Don't Care What Other People Think.