One Of These Days... One Of These

A Man Must Defend His Home, His Wife, His Children, And His Martini.

Golf And Women Are A Lot Alike. You Know You Are Not Going To Wind Up With Anything But Grief, But You Can't Resist The Impulse.

I Knew That Nobody Could Be On Television Week After Week As Themselves And Exist For Any Length Of Time, Because No One Has That Rich A Personality.... So I Knew That I Had To Create Some Characters.

Some Drink To Forget, Some Drink To Remember-me, I Drink To Get Bagged.

Drinking Removes Warts And Pimples. Not From Me. But From Those I Look At.