I Don't Wear A Lot Of High

I Like Vintage A Lot.

I Went Through Awkward, Chubby, Total Weirdo Phases.

I Am Leading A War Against The British Empire. I'm Not Worried About What Democratic Party Hacks Say Or Do.

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

You Have To Have A Sense Of Humor About Life To Get Through It.