You Have To Have A Sense Of

Life Is Short And The Nights Are Long, And Tonight I Moved On.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

I Want A Pig. I Want A Pig On A Leash. A Baby Pig On A Leash.

I Love Country Music, Blues, And Punk, And One Day I Might Make Those Kinds Of Records.

I Grew Up In The Bible Belt And I Made My Own Clothes And Dyed My Hair Purple. Nobody Ever Knew What To Do With Me.