Remember That No Matter How Selfish, How

You Don't Know What You Think Unless You Say It.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

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Every Time The Russians Throw An American In Jail, The Committee Throws An American In Jail To Get Even.

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.