You Know What I Want You To

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

There's So Much Botox Around Now That You Can't Tell When A Jewish Girl Is Angry!

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

There Were Four Million People In The American Colonies And We Had Jefferson And Franklin. Now We Have Over 200 Million And The Two Top Guys Are Clinton And Dole. What Can You Draw From This? Darwin Was Wrong.