You Know What I Want You To

People Tell Me There Are A Lot Of Guys Like Me, Which Doesn't Explain Why I'm Lonely.

Washington Couldn't Tell A Lie, Nixon Couldn't Tell The Truth, And Reagan Couldn't Tell The Difference.

Reagan Won Because He Ran Against Jimmy Carter. If He Ran Unopposed He Would Have Lost.

When Obama Ran, He Said, We Can Change The World! The World: Can You Change It Back?!

The Distance Between Taking Social Action And Having The Knowledge Is As Wide As The Mouth Of The Mississippi.