There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

Anything That's For Free, People Will Take. They Don't Discriminate.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

You Write About What You Know.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.