There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

There's Also A Certain Rhythm To The Way Jews Talk That Might Be Funny.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.