There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I'm A Jerk, That's Who I Am. I'm Like Everybody Else.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?