There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!

I'm Not A Person Who Embraces Challenges. I Run From Challenges. I Break World Records Running From Challenges.

My Life Has Changed. I'm Not Walking Around Any More Wishing I Wasn't Me, Which Was The Case At One Time.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course