You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

Whenever Something Good Happens To Me, It's Usually Followed By Something Terrible.

I've Always Loathed Rich People, So I've Become Who I've Loathed, Which Makes It Doubly Difficult, If You Can Follow Me.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.