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Spinnin' A Rope Is Fun If Your Neck Ain't In It

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

I Was Born Because It Was A Habit In Those Days, People Didn't Know Anything Else.

The Taxpayers Are Sending Congressmen On Expensive Trips Abroad. It Might Be Worth It Except They Keep Coming Back

There Is Nothing Fairer Than Workmen Having Unions Of Their Mutual Benefit.