Texas Is A Great State. It's The

Common Sense Is Not An Issue In Politics--it's An Affliction.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

No Party Is As Bad As Its Leaders.

When You Straddle A Thing It Takes A Long Time To Explain It.

This Country Has Come To Feel The Same When Congress Is In Session As When The Baby Gets Hold Of A Hammer.