I Don't Know If I Have Sexual

Don't Wear Fur! Did You Know, A Single Fur Coat Takes Fifteen Trees, Just For The Protest Signs?

When I Was A Kid, My Nickname Was Mr. Baseball. Because Of The Stitches.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Go To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar. I Say Will You Go Home With Me? She Says I Don't Know, Do You Have Cable? I Say No, But The Rope Should Work Just Fine.