I Don't Know If I Have Sexual

I Don't Know If I Have Sexual Magnetism Or Animal Magnetism, Though Sometimes I'll Find A Squirrel Stuck To My Forehead.

I Go From Stool To Stool In Singles Bars Hoping To Get Lucky, But There's Never Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

I Took My Grandmother To The Emergency Room. The Doctor Said That She Was On An Artificial Life Support System, And That Although Her Brain Was Dead Her Heart Was Still Beating. I Though, "we've Never Had A Democrat In The Family Before".

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.