I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

Remember, A Dead Fish Can Float Downstream, But It Takes A Live One To Swim Upstream.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.