I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

It's A Wonderful Thing, The D.t.'s. You Can Travel The World In A Couple Of Hours. You See Some Mighty Funny And Curious Things That Come In Assorted Colors.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

I've Been Drunk Only Once In My Life. But That Lasted For Twenty-three Years.

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.