I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Ye Gads, No! I Couldn't Stand The Noise.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?