I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Ain't Fit For Man Nor Beast

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.