I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

If It Is A Joint Return, We Are Instructed To Print The Given Names Of Both Husband And Wife. But Since Some Of The Names That Husband And Wife Give Each Other Are Hardly Suited To Print, We Must Proceed Cautiously.