I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas