I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

No Man Is Boss In His Own Home, But He Can Make Up For It, He Thinks, By Making A Dog Play Dead.

Comedy Is A Serious Business. A Serious Business With Only One Purpose--to Make People Laugh.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.