I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Thou Shalt Not Take The Name Of The Lord Thy God In Vain Unless You've Used Up All The Other Four-letter Words.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.