I Would Rather Be Living In Philadelphia.

Dentists, Lawyers, Doctors Are All A Bunch Of Thieving Bastards.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

If I Had To Live My Life Over, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.