I Don't Deserve This Award, But I

When You Talk About The World's Greatest Entertainer You Have To Say Al Jolson Because There Was No One Like Him. Only Judy Garland And Perhaps Frank Sinatra Got Anywhere Near Him!

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

Give Me Golf Clubs, Fresh Air And A Beautiful Partner, And You Can Keep The Clubs And The Fresh Air.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.