I Don't Deserve This Award, But I

I Took My Girl To Dinner, And She Laughed So Hard At One Of My Jokes That She Dropped Her Tray.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

Age Is Something That Doesn't Matter, Unless You Are A Cheese. Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.

I'm Happy To Be Making My First Appearance On Air Professionally. By That I Mean I'm Finally Getting Paid, Which I Know Will Be A Great Relief To My Creditors.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.