I Don't Deserve This Award, But I

Any Man Who Would Walk Five Miles Through The Snow, Barefoot, Just To Return A Library Book So He Could Save Three Cents - That's My Kind Of Guy.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

It's Not So Much Knowing When To Speak, When To Pause.

I Don't Deserve This Award, But I Have Arthritis And I Don't Deserve That Either.

No Matter How Often I Tell People I'm Thirty-nine Some Of Them Refuse To Believe I'm That Old.