I Don't Deserve This Award, But I

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.

Bill Paley Is Not Only The Greatest Boss I Ever Had, But He's The Most Brilliant, Honest And Warm Human Being I've Ever Met. And I'll Say That To His Face - Even If It Costs Me My Job.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.