I Don't Deserve This Award, But I

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

I'm Happy To Be Making My First Appearance On Air Professionally. By That I Mean I'm Finally Getting Paid, Which I Know Will Be A Great Relief To My Creditors.

Try To Save Something While Your Salary Is Small; It's Impossible To Save After You Begin To Earn More.

I Went To A Meeting For Premature Ejactulators. I Left Early.

I Was Born In Waukegan A Long, Long Time Ago. As A Matter Of Fact, Our Rabbi Was An Indian.