I Don't Believe In Dining On An

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer Before I Was Twelve.