I Don't Believe In Dining On An

Everybody's Got To Believe In Something. I Believe I'll Have Another Beer.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.