I Don't Believe In Dining On An

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bull.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.