I Don't Believe In Dining On An

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

My Daughter Wants To Throw A Stone At A Bad Man. I Stop Her From Throwing, Shaking My Head And Giving Her A Little Slap. My Disapproval Is Complete. You Think: 'that's Right, She Shouldn't Throw A Stone Even At A Villain.' Then I Hand Her A Brick To Throw.

I Believe In Tying The Marriage Knot, As Long As It's Around The Woman's Neck

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.