I Don't Believe In Dining On An

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

I've Been Asked If I Ever Get The Dts. I Don't Know. It's Hard To Tell Where Hollywood Ends And The Dts Begin.

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.