I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

It's Morally Wrong To Allow A Sucker To Keep His Money.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.