I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.

There Is Not A Man In America Who Has Not Had A Secret Ambition To Boot An Infant.