I Never Drank Anything Stronger Than Beer

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope, Life Becomes A Disgrace, And Death A Duty.

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

The Best Thing To Break Is A Contract.

I Spent Half My Money On Gambling, Alcohol And Wild Women. The Other Half I Wasted.