I Do What I Do Because I

If I Have Sex, I Know My Quarterly Estimated Taxes Must Be Due. And If It's Oral Sex, I Know It's Time To Renew My Driver's License.

Without Identical Twins, You'll Never Get To Experience Entering A Hotel Room With One Of Them And Watching Him Run Into The Full-length Mirror Because He Though He Saw His Brother.

I Love Hitting Into The Rough Because It Gets Me Close To The People.

My Wife Gets All The Money I Make. I Just Get An Apple And Clean Clothes Every Morning.

You Know, A Tv Show Is A Slow Build.