I Do What I Do Because I

I Don't Know If You Want To See The Everybody Loves Raymond Guy In A Nude Scene.

My Theory Has Always Been That Everyone In Show Business Is There Because They Were Deprived Of Some Attention As A Child.

My Wife Gets So Jealous. She Came Home From Work And Was Mad At Me Because There Was A Pretty Girl On The Bus She Thought I Would Have Liked.

Whenever I Walk Off The Golf Course, I Thank God That I'm Able To Tell A Joke. I Thank God I'm Good At Something.

If My Father Had Hugged Me Even Once, I'd Be An Accountant Right Now.