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You Might Think That's An Exaggeration But Believe Me, If You Leave Twin Two-year-olds Alone In Your Living Room, At Some Point A Cow Will Be Airborne.

I Can't Complain About My Career, That's For Sure.

Mick Jagger Also A Music Connoisseur And Knows Everything About That Era. So, You Knew The Music Side Was Going To Be Top-notch. It's Hbo. On Men Of Certain Age, If We Wanted A Song, It Would Break The Bank. But, Vinyl Can Go All-out.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

I'm Now Unemployed. It's A Weird Feeling With No Work, But At Least There's Still Golf. Standup Comedy Is Like My Core, It's What I Do. But I Want To Be A Pro Golfer. It's A Love/hate Relationship With Golf. I Can Come Away Feeling So Serene, And Yet, It's The Thing That I Can Let Get To Me To Throw A Club And Say Curses That Don't Even Exist. I'm Obsessed With Something That Won't Let Me Master It. I Don't Know. I Need Therapy.