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People Think Living In Your Parents' Basement Until You're Twenty-nine Is Lame. But What They Don't Realize Is That While You're There, You Save Money On Rent, Food, And Dates.

If I'm Really Considering Doing Film From Now On Then That Is The Smart Thing To Do, Or You Can Go Either Way. You Can Just Do The Same Character Over And Over Again And Make A Different Comedy Like Over And Over Again.

That's When You Know You're A True Married Couple: When You Have To Apologize For What You Did In Her Dream.

Every Parent Knows That For A Kid, The Car Is Chloroform.

I Married A Saint - Well, A Saint Who Curses.