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Mike Royce And I Have Always Had Success Writing What We Know. What We Know Now Is That We're Middle-aged, Neurotic And Fat.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

My Theory Has Always Been That Everyone In Show Business Is There Because They Were Deprived Of Some Attention As A Child.

The Comics That Are Just Conversing With You Up There And Drawing On Their Own Life, Yeah, I Guess So. I Guess Some Do Political Humor, Some Do Topical Humor, But The Ones That I Like, The Ones That Are Appealing To Me, Were Guys Who Were Just Talking To You About Their Life.

Why Can't I Love Him (a 2 Yr Old Nephew) From Afar? That's How I Want To Love Him - Through Pictures And Folklore.