I Do A Lot Of Family Shows.

When I Went To Jail, Reality Hit So Hard That It Took My Breath Away, Took My Stance Away, Took My Strength Away. I Was There Buck Naked, Humiliated, Sitting In My Own Crap And Urine - This Is A Metaphor. My Ego Had Run Off. Your Ego Is The Biggest Coward.

You Don't Know What People Are Really Like Until They're Under A Lot Of Stress.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

I Love Women. I Actually Prefer Girls, As A Parent, Because They Disappoint At A Different Age. They Go Through That, "dad's An Idiot," Which Lasted A Little Longer Than I'd Like.

My Dad's Death Reminds Me Of Earthquakes - Things That Shake Your Foundation.