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I Don't Understand Why It Has To Be Either - Or - Either Socialism Or Democracy. Why Can't We Combine Things To Get The Best Of Each System?

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I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.

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