Jill : What Causes Sibling Rivalry? Tim

The Greatest Missile In The World Is Useless ... Unless It's Targeted. A Torpedo Is Adrift Unless It Has Someplace To Go. An Arrow Is Pointless Unless It Hits Something. So It's Important For Kids--for Everyone, Even If You Fail At First--to Target Something And Head In That Direction. With All Your Might.

Dog's Listen, Or Appear To Listen. I Think They Hear Blah, Blah, Blah, Food, Blah, Blah, Blah. They Appear To Be Listening To You.

Dogs Will Eat Till They Die. Cats Will Leave Food In The Dish, Incomprehensible To A Dog.

My Stepfather Stepped In Where No Man Would've Stepped In - Six Kids, Five Of Them Boys - And That's Heroic.

Never Comment On A Woman's Rear End. Never Use The Words 'large' Or 'size' With 'rear End'. Never. Avoid The Area Altogether. Trust Me.