I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To

Men Aren't Men Until They Can Get To Sears By Themselves.

In My Experience, It's All Wonderful With Girls Until About 16. Around That Time, Boys Kind Of Calm Down And Start Focusing Their Testosterone. Girls Get A Little Challenging, Especially For Fathers.

As The Chinese Will Tell You, History Depends On Your Point Of View.

If It Doesn't Say Binford On It, Somebody Else Probably Made It.

Women Now Have Choices. They Can Be Married, Not Married, Have A Job, Not Have A Job, Be Married With Children, Unmarried With Children. Men Have The Same Choice We've Always Had: Work, Or Prison.