I'm Sad For Adults Who Want To

If You Want To Condemn Yourself For The Mistakes You've Made, Let's Be Fair, That Means You've Got To Congratulate Yourself For All The Good Things You've Done. It's Okay To Say, "god, I Wish I'd Done This; Yeah, But I Did Do That." Then It Kind Of Balances Out.

I Blend Memories. I Blend Them Into One That's Funny. I Exaggerate To Clarify.

My Stepfather Stepped In Where No Man Would've Stepped In - Six Kids, Five Of Them Boys - And That's Heroic.

I'm Actually More Of A Cat Guy Than A Dog Person Because I Travel So Much. I Love Cats.

Jill : What Causes Sibling Rivalry? Tim : Having More Than One Kid!