I Didn't Come Here And I Ain't

I Started Learning My Lessons In Abbot Texas, Where I Was Born In 1933. My Sister Bobbie And I Were Raised By Our Grandparents [...] We Never Had Enough Money, And Bobbie And I Started Working At An Early Age To Help The Family Get By. That Hard Work Included Picking Cotton. [...] Picking Cotton Is Hard And Painful Work, And The Most Lasting Lesson I Learned In The Fields Was That I Didn't Want To Spend My Life Picking Cotton.

I Believe In Looseness.

My Wife Actually Got Worried About My Drinking So Much Regular Milk, You Know, So She Got Me Into Rice Milk And Now Soy Milk, Which I Greatly Enjoy. A Soy Mocha's A Fine Thing.

A Lot Of Country Music Is Sad.

There Are More Old Drunks Than There Are Old Doctors.