It Doesn't Hurt To Feel Sad From

In Church I Was Told That If I So Much As Smoked A Cigarette Or Tasted Alcohol, I’d Be Damned In Hell For All Eternity... It Didn’t Take Long For Me To Start Thinking That Sounded All Wrong... I Didn’t Cotton To The Idea That Your Religion Should Be Flaunted To Other People. Your Religion Is For You, And Is Best Kept Close To Your Heart.

When I Was Out In The Bars Drinking And Fighting I Was A Little Bit Less Of A Peacemaker Than I Would Be If I'd Had A Coupla Hits Of A Joint And Gone And Laid Down Somewhere.

Three Chords And The Truth - That's What A Country Song Is.

Let The Jerks Of The World Serve As The Perfect Example Of What You Don't Want To Be. You'll Be A Heck Of A Lot Happier, And In The Long Run, There's A Chance That Other Person At Work Will End Up Asking What Your Secret Is. Why Are You The Happy One? In Other Words, Don't Let Your Thoughts Think You. Besides, If You're Really Gonna Get Pissed, Don't Waste It On Your Family, Friends, Or Coworkers, Save It For Something That Really Matters.

Well The Country Songs Themselves Are Three-chord Stories, Ballads Which Are Mostly Sad. If You Are Already Feeling Sorry For Yourself When You Listen To Them They Will Take You To An Even Sadder Place.