I'm Drinking Doubles Now That You're Running

If You Got The Money Honey I Got The Time And When You Run Out Of Money Honey I Run Out Of Time.

I'm An Old Fashioned Joint Smoker Ya Know.

My Fans Are Very Forgiving. So Are My Wives And My Kids.

I've Known Straight And Gay People All My Life. I Can't Tell The Difference... But I'd Never Marry A Guy I Didn't Like.

When I Started Counting My Blessings, My Whole Life Turned Around.